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Dude Loquacious

by Keith Horn

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Marc Pelath It’s what you’d get if Donald Fagen had grown up listening to Donald Fagen. Favorite track: Dude Loquacious.
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1.
She read, she read, she read Nine different articles She said, she said, she said “Now I’m an oracle” You can’t stop her Laptop, sir She got the good wifi Down at the Red Lobster She got she got underground informations From righteous folks on the radio stations Deedee is a doctor now But her mama don’t know it (scooby doo) She got plethoras of evidence Just don’t ask her to show it (deet n Deedee) Nobody can stop her now The magnificent Deedee (woo woo woo woo) Knowledgable out the ass So you better get ready She knows, she knows, she knows All terminology About, about, about Immunopathology No facts though ‘Cause Deedee don’t need those She only got love fo The interweb talk shows She got she got underground informations From righteous folks on the radio stations Deedee is a doctor now And you better believe it (scooby doo) She got fascinating rationale And you’re gonna receive it (deet n Deedee) Nobody can stop her now The omnipotent Deedee (woo woo woo woo) She plays a synthesizer, too So you better get ready Her brain is at the apogee (The magnificent Deedee) A genius in her Dungarees (The omnipotent Deedee) She buzzing like a bumblebee (The magnificent Deedee) That shirt look just like a potpourri (The omnipotent Deedee) The woman of the century (The magnificent Deedee) She begin you to disagree (The omnipotent Deedee) She’ll go upside you head with the third degree (The magnificent Deedee) Don’t you dare question her authority (The omnipotent)
2.
Nothing lasts forever Some things they don’t even last a day Can’t hold on to nothin All that is evaporates away Every time I think I got a handle on what’s right in front go me It slips right through my fingers Like a breath of air So in my infinite wisdom I just move on to the next mirage And act surprised when nothing’s there Where did you go? Why can’t you stay? Please be immortal for one more day Dude in my mirror What did he say? Please be immortal Immortal We’re all scared of one thing Life is such a slippery affair Can’t take nothing with you Yesterday was never even there Every time I think I got a handle on what’s right in front go me It slips right through my fingers Like a breath of air So in my infinite wisdom I just move on to the next mirage And act surprised when nothing’s there Where did you go? Why can’t you stay? Please be immortal for one more day Dude in my mirror What did he say? Please be immortal Immortal Your grip is much too tight so let go With or without, with or without you Water’s gonna flow Somebody stop the moon and stars So things will stay just as they are Where did you go? Why can’t you stay? Please be immortal for one more day Dude in my mirror What did he say? Please be immortal Immortal
3.
Indonesia 04:31
You let me down, Indonesia I really thought you were the one You were my pearl in the ocean You were my rising sun You said you loved me You said you needed me You said you don’t want me to never ever change You gave me fire in my belly And tingles in my chest Turns out that I was wrong about ya You’re just like all the rest You masquerader You fabricater I hope I never see your pretty face again You let me down, Indonesia You let me down Indonesia You were my heart's anesthesia You let me down, Indonesia I thought we’d be together forever I just got, what do they call it? Rick-Rolled by love And who’da thunk that a south Asian island Filled with duplicitous flim-flam Could break my heart Just stop your cryin’, Indonesia Aint coming back to you (oh no no nooo) Deep down I know you’ll find another Gullible mutha-sucka to pursue (Aww yeah, mutha-sucka) You took my Lincolns Seduced my thinkins And now I don’t know if I’ll ever love again You let me down, Indonesia Y
4.
Once upon a midday dreary I regrettably said the words: “what’s going on, Brad” He proceeded to remove my ears With his conjunctions and his nouns This animated trombonist Playing to Charlie Brown So pull up a chair ‘cause we’re Probably gonna be here for a while Don’t get him started My dude Loquacious That stream of consciousness Is always tenacious Catatonic as I’m nodding my head ‘cause all I wanna do is go to bed Look out for my dude Loquacious He might just be the Medusa of smalltalk As soon as he sees you, your night will turn to stone It’s been forty seven minutes now Attention’s hanging by a thread Now all I see is a motor That used to be his head So pull up a chair ‘cause we’re Probably gonna be here for a while Don’t get him started My dude Loquacious You can try to step away But that won’t be efficacious All he wants to do is chit chit chit chat I guess there’s really nothing wrong with that Look out for my dude Loquacious Don’t get him started My dude Loquacious Am I still standing here? My goodness gracious Oh my god when will he STFU I got a million other things to do Look out for my dude Loquacious
5.
Chaos is a law of nature, Order is a dream of man Timing is skillful rhythm Random is the grand design At the speed of time And every day we piss away the things we treasure I cannot find A sense of time Sometimes when the elements line up just right You’ll find the time and the place is wrong In the nick of time And every day we piss away the things we treasure Where can I find A sense of time?
6.
Don’t touch me Don’t go outside Don’t show your face to anyone It’s on the door locks It’s in the air It’s on my pizza box It’s in my hair They bring the food to the door We sanitize all the floors Everyone’s anxious and bored Ain’t got no life anymore Down here in Cootie Times We’re binging reruns We’re binging wine We’re binging all the snacks That we can find Ain’t got no yoga class No more namaste Ain’t got no happy hour to wash my tears away Can’t see my family and friends We talk whenever we can Forget my name now and then When is this shit gonna end We’re stuck here in Cootie Times Sometimes a bat, a rat, a red and white hat Can bring a civilization to its knees I hope that when it’s done and we can see the sun You put my life above yo god damn liberty Down here in Cootie Times Stuck here in Cootie Times
7.
Towermaker 04:02
Instrumental
8.
I left my couch in Panama Down south in Panama I left her in a storage locker Down by the riverside Wish I had the chance to tell her "Sorry I left you behind" I miss my couch in Panama Way down in Panama I miss that black Italian leather Short little stubby legs Maybe I will go back and get her And we'll be together again I bought that couch in Panama She stayed in Panama I guess I'll just forget about her Leave it all in the past Maybe I'm better off without her Leather's way too cold on my ass

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released February 22, 2022

Composed, performed, and arranged by Keith Horn
Mixed by Keith Horn, Brian Bullard, and Satoshi Naguchi
Mastering byJustin Perkins at Mystery Room Mastering
Cover art by Christian Allan
Vocals: Abbi Berry (1,8) and Stacey Levine (3)
Clarinet: Samantha Wright (8)
Alto sax, tenor sax, baritone sax, bass clarinet: Alex Budman (4,6,7)
Trumpet: Javier Gonzales (4)
Drums: Kevin Garcia (4)
Synth: Cody Carpenter (1)
Deedee's voicemail: Lisa Poff (1)

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Keith Horn Los Angeles, California

Keith Horn is a composer and musician from Los Angeles.

A native of Michigan, Horn is a TV animation composer by day, a songwriter by night, and an occasional insomniac by really late at night. He currently resides the in Los Angeles area. ... more

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