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Good Times Drive Thru
04:44
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Way down in Huntsville, Alabama
They got this funky little mama-jamma
If you don't know how to get there
just follow me downtown
Just be sure there are none of your neighbors around
It's a special kinda place
With lotsa special kindsa toys
Little bit for the girls and a whole lot for the boys
They got everything to keep a customer satisfied
Why don't you come along with me and I'll take you for a ride
And when you drive up to the window
You just might be a bit surprised
You cannot get no double burger
But you just might get supersized
What will your pleasure be
They got your remedy
Big sale on linga-ree
Today only: if you buy one, you'll get on free
They got selection
They got competitive prices at the
Good Times Drive-Thru
You can hook up your naughties
You can stock up on nices at the
Good Times Drive Thru
The line is backed up to the freeway
This is the hottest place in town
I see the sheriff, the postman, the librarian,
and the assistant volleyball coach
They got no shame in gettin' down, down, down
Romance for everyone
Customer service that's second to none
Take interstate 565
Get off at University Drive
They got selection
They got competitive prices at the
Good Times Drive-Thru
You can hook up your naughties
You can stock up on nices at the
Good Times Drive Thru
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2. |
Too Cool for Cupcakes
03:42
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I went down to the Silver Lake Lounge
To see the boys from the old school band
Five dollars at the door and another four
Put a cold drink in my hand
When the band started to play
I heard a man say "we got some snacks in the back"
So I looked to the side and my eyes got wide
They had a tray, they was giving away
Cupcakes, cupcakes!
I tried to wiggle my way over to the tray
But to my dismay I couldn't budge
There were so many people in the house
Keeping me from getting to the chocolate fudge
When I finally made it through
The girl with the tattoo
Said I could have a few
Don't mind if I do
Then my heart skipped a beat when she handed me my treat
Made my saliva secrete, it's time to eat
My cupcake, cupcake!
Now wait a minute
Why is everybody looking at me like that?
I seem to be the only one who's got frosting on my face
What the hell is the matter with all these people?
They must be too cool for cupcakes
That's what it is - they're way too cool
They must be too cool for cupcakes
But I don't mind 'cause I got mine
And it tastes so fine
I said "girl, give me your recipe.
You must be some kind of master-baker"
She looked at me a little curious
Like what I said had seemed to shake her
I said with a little smile "Your confectionary style
Takes the cake by a mil
Better than Julia Child
She said she lived next door and we headed for the door
I'm 'bout to get me a little bit more
Cupcakes, cupcakes!
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Rad Bromance
04:29
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So you're looking for a part-time brother
Don't matter if he come from another mother
We're just two casual guys seeking one another
No need to look no further
No I'm not trying to be ironic
This relationship is strictly platonic
Lemme hook a brother up with a gin and tonic
And let's watch the Lakers and the Supersonics
Don't misunderstand
'Cause Im just chillin
With another man
Ain't nothing wrong with a Rad Bromance
A Rad Bromance
Ain't nothing wrong with a Rad Bromance
A Rad Bromance
Ain't talkin' 'bout Brokeback Mountain
Not that there's anything wrong with that
There will be no public displays of affection
Only fist bumps, high fives and pats on the back
We got a deep emotional connection
I know that sounds a bit crazy
Some people may have a big objection
But we tight like Keanu and Patrick Swayze
We can scream and shout but when we've finished
We will hug it out
Ain't nothing wrong with a Rad Bromance
A Rad Bromance
Ain't nothing wrong with a Rad Bromance
A Rad Bromance
So what? Who cares if we went to London together
And talked about our feelings?
Why does it matter that we shared a room with heart shaped pillows
And mirrors on the ceiling?
Now before this song comes to its final conclusion
Please let me clarify any further confusion
Lest you become a victim of perverted delusion
Me and my man are just a product of metro-fusion
Ain't nothing wrong with a Rad Bromance
A Rad Bromance
Ain't nothing wrong with a Rad Bromance
A Rad Bromance
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4. |
King of Kingpins
04:36
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Do you remember Sunday mornings
Back in 1985?
When we would pile into the station wagon
And go for a drive?
It was only just a few minutes down the street
All the holy bowlers had them slippery shoes on their feet
There was the church
There was the steeple
If you looked inside
You'd see lotsa people
Do you remember Pastor Ray and his impressive ball collection?
And how it used to smell like dusty pews
And drowning in Obsession?
After the service, every woman, child, and man
Would race down the stairs with their balls in their hands
Pastor Ray posted a perfect score
And no one could get near it
He raised his hands and blessed that ball
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
Lace up your shoes and wax that floor
Pick up that spare in the name of the Lord
This is your last chance to be
The King of Kingpins
Maybe the joyful noise of thunder will come back one day
Maybe we should put our hands together
And hit the floor and pray
The beautiful, magical, wonderful, holy bowlers
Remember what they used to say?
Lace up your shoes and wax that floor
Pick up that spare in the name of the Lord
This is your last chance to be
The King of Kingpins
Can a brother get a Amen?
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Keith Horn Los Angeles, California
Keith Horn is a composer and musician from Los Angeles.
A native of Michigan, Horn is a TV
animation composer by day, a songwriter by night, and an occasional insomniac by really late at night. He currently resides the in Los Angeles area.
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